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| Ok I'm back home for a while and ironically I haven't posted anything
since I've had more time. But I thought that I would use this
entry to inform ya'll about myself a little more. In this
fast-pace society with super computers, hydrogen cars and pizza with
cheese baked right into the crust, it is hard to truly know a
person. So as I was cleaning my room out I ran across some items
from my academic upbringing I thought you'd enjoy.
Here is a great example of my work. Notice the comment with it's
use of superior and excellent. Also the addition of a plus to the
five at the bottom to show extreme achievement. Then the A+ grade
given for the paper that Harry S. Truman would have been proud to read.
This a ven diagram I contructed. This is helpful because it not
only gives you info about me but also Robert E. Lee, very informative.
Then this shows my athletic talents. Yes I was on a competive
sports team, how about that? I might also like to add that I'm in
the direct middle of this picture holding the ball. Do you see
anyone else holding a ball? Thats right, I didn't think
so. Thats all I got now, I'll keep looking for others.
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| So I did a little post easter shopping and this is what happens...
This is a little post I'd like to call "The Happy Consumption of G.G. Wiggleworth."
Consider exhibit A, Mr. G.G. Wiggleworth. I first encountered
him as you see him now, in his natural habitat enjoying himself.
His jovial spirit is one which I could not leave unexamined. I
completely documented my findings and have included them as public
record. Perhaps some second hand knowledge can be extracted from
my files.
It
took some convincing but I pursuaded Mr. Wiggleworth to come into my
office for further examination. Pictured above is my preliminary
questioning. My pointed questions gave a surface explaination of
the inner workings of the chocolate bunny but some things you have to
see for yourself.
This is his patient photo which can be found in his file. Notice
his armfull of flower which he carries everywhere and his haunting
smile found below his pinked nose.
After finding insufficient information from Mr. Wiggleworth
directly, I decided to do a little background on him. As you can
see his identify is rooted in his academic achievements. Although
one must question his intelligence when he is unable to spell teacher
correctly, yet his math has been confirmed to be correct.
Mr. Wiggleworth was generous in his agreement to undergo a simple
procedure. I began by making an incision below his collarbone
through the breastplate to his lower abdomen. To my surprise he
is completely hollow, a fact which perplexed me even after my many
cases.
Stark with confusion I decided to inspect the brain of this particular specimen.
The removal of his trademark ears showed me that the bunny had no brain at all, completely hollow. Aghast I continued.
The removal of his head seemed the next logical step and as you can see
the procedure got a little messy at this point. Still the secret
of his overflowing joy could not be determined after the entire
procedure, at this point my patience was running short.
Then all of a sudden, I lost control. Perplexed to madness I ate
him, complete and whole. There is no explanation or justification
for my actions, in the continual failure of the operation I must have
insanely thought the consumption of G.G. Wiggleworth would in turn
yield to me his spirit.
Striken with grief and remose I turned to the good Lord for forgiveness and strength to heal my corrupt flesh.
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